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Daffynition: GeometryDaffynition: Geometry— What the boy said when he was turned into an oak.
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A new hearing aid.An old man was talking to his neighbor. “I just bought a new hearing aid,” he says. “It cost me $4,000, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.” “Really,” his neighbor says. “What kind is it?” “Twelve thirty,” the old man says.
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“How to Get Your Way”A book never written: “How to Get Your Way” by Dick Tate.
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Why the chipmunk went to space.Pedro: Why did the chipmunk go to space? Boss: I don’t know. Pedro: To find an astro-nut!
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Daffynition: IllegalDaffynition: Illegal—A sick bird.
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Freeze at the drive-in.Stephan: Did you hear about the two guys who froze at a drive-in movie? Daniel: No. What happened? Stephan: They had gone to see “Closed for Winter”!
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“How to Cross the Street”A book never written: “How to Cross the Street” by A.J. Walker.
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What instrument the Egyptians played.Gregory: What instrument did the Egyptians play while writing hieroglyphics? Joshua: I don’t know. Gregory: The cymbals!
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Never feed a computer.Ben: What should you never feed a computer? Adam: I’m stumped. Ben: Spam!
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“Tropical Getaways”A book never written: “Tropical Getaways” by Sandy Beech.
