Howey in the Hills Pack 254

Howard: What do you call a disgruntled frankfurter maker? Suzan: Beats me. Howard: Someone who doesn’t “relish” his job!

A book never written: “How to Rank Up in Scouting” by Ed Vance.

Chris: What’s worse than being a five-ton witch? Jill: No clue. Hit me with it. Chris: Being her broom!

Daffynition: Olympiads—Commercials shown during the Summer and Winter Games.

Jason: Why did Mickey Mouse become an astronaut? Will: Beats me. Jason: He wanted to visit Pluto!

A book never written: “Perfect Peanuts” by Ella Fant.

Zach: What did the dime say to the nickel after it told a bad joke? Sarah: I don’t know. Zach: “That didn’t make cents.”

Gavin: What do you call a tired skeleton? Connor: Beats me. Gavin: The “grim sleeper.”

Hayden: Knock, knock. Chris: Who’s there? Hayden: Ken. Chris: Ken, who? Hayden: Ken you just open the door, please?

Del: What kind of tree is famous for playing rock and roll? John: I haven’t a clue. Del: Spruce Springsteen!

A book never written: “Underwater Spying” by Paris Scope.

Stephen: Why did the penguin cross the road? Brad: Beats me. Stephen: It just wanted to go with the floe!

Luke: Why did the bee go to the hospital? Jake: I give up. Luke: Because it had hives!

A book never written: “Live News” by Justin Now.

Robert: What period of music was the poorest? Michael: Tell me. Robert: The Baroque period!

Daffynition: Forum—What you are when you’re not against ’um.

Mom: Son, you need to wear a longsleeved shirt today. Nate: No, I’m wearing short sleeves. I have Second Amendment rights. Mom: What are you talking about? Nate: You know, the right to bare arms!

A book never written: “How to Check a Pulse” by Izzy Dead.

Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich? Bill: You stumped me. Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two.

Dan: What is a millipede’s least favorite activity? Bob: I don’t know. Dan: Buying new shoes.