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Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noel.Jarrett: Knock, knock. David: Who’s there? Jarrett: Noel. David: Noel, who? Jarrett: No elbows on the table, please!
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Martial arts and the immune system.John: What do you get when you cross martial arts and the immune system? Justin: I have no idea. John: Kung-flu fighting!
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A car that runs on electricity.Austin: What kind of car runs on only electricity? Lenny: Beats me. Austin: A volts-wagon!
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“This room looks like a pig sty”Tom Swiftie: “This room looks like a pig sty,” Tom snorted.
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Never tell an icicle a secret.Mohammad: Why is it a bad idea to tell secrets to an icicle? Terrence: I don’t know. Why? Mohammad: Because they crack under pressure!
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“Hot Sun and Beautiful Beaches”A book never written: “Hot Sun and Beautiful Beaches” by Sandy Aygo.
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When the duck’s egg broke.Evan: What did the duck say when its egg broke? Jake: Beats me. Evan: “Oops, I quacked it!”
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“I hate snakes”Tom Swiftie: “I hate snakes,” Tom hissed.
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Pirates can’t learn the alphabet.Jim: Why can’t pirates learn the alphabet? Bo: I haven’t a clue. Jim: Because they spend years at “C”!
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“Where Insects Live”A book never written: “Where Insects Live” by Ann T. Hill.
